Birds Aren't Real
They're government drones. Every single one. The "bird extinction" in the 20th century? That's when they replaced them all with surveillance devices. Wake up, sheeple!
The Moon is a Hologram
Think about it. Why haven't we been back since 1972? Because they turned on the projection system. The "moon landings" were filmed in a studio to make us believe it was real.
Time is Speeding Up
Days are getting shorter but they're hiding it. Why do you think you're always tired? The elites are manipulating time itself to extract more productivity from us.
Mandela Effect is Reality Shifting
Those "false memories" are actually glimpses into parallel universes. The Berenstain Bears? That was the original timeline. We've shifted dimensions multiple times.
Your Thoughts Aren't Yours
The government has technology to implant thoughts directly into your brain. That song stuck in your head? That's them testing the system on you.
Reptilians Control the Internet
All major tech CEOs are reptilian hybrids. The internet was created to harvest our psychic energy through memes and outrage. 5G activates their control signals.
